February 2012
1 post
the game of life
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: is it possible?
Stranger: anything is possible
You: you have completed the test
You: you are now ready to play the game
Stranger: what game?
Stranger: this is exciting
You: the game of life
You: it's a game of chance
You: roll the dice
Stranger: *rolls*
Stranger: I got a 9
You: you will be a middle class suit store owner
You: with a penchant for violent fantasies, despite a timid nature
Stranger: but I'm a girl...
You: there's suits for women
You: business clothes
Stranger: true
You: you are generally satisfied, despite bouts with ennui
You: as well as a questioning of your motivations behind being with your husband
You: who is slightly passive agressive, but loves you enough to suppress his impulses
You: do you win the game?
You: or roll again?
Stranger: roll again
Stranger: *rolls*
Stranger: 12
You: you work at a slaughterhouse in tennesee, you are 46 years old
You: you live in a medium sized house surrounded by 3 acres of land
You: you have always wanted to do something with it, but you lack the ambition
You: you haven't married out of a fear of commitment as well as a fear of being like your own mother
You: once in a while you think back to college, especially that time you did acid in a grungy basement and told yourself over and over for 8 hours straight that this was not how you'd end up
You: this memory haunts you, and it seems that it will forever
You: do you win the game, or roll again
Stranger: roll again!
Stranger: *rolls*
Stranger: 7
You: you're a 14 year old girl that lives in vancouver with her happy-go-lucky father
You: you have a small circle of friends, but you never quite feel comfortable around people
You: you feel a strange attraction towards women, but don't like to think about it
You: boys appeal to you, but you don't feel you need their attention as much as the other girls
You: you like books, but don't think of yourself as nerdy
You: you hate having your period, you think it's disgusting
You: do you win the game, or roll again?
Stranger: roll again!
Stranger: *rolls*
Stranger: 10
You: you're a 37 year old british reporter with a love of adventure
You: you work for an outlandish travel magazine that sent you far away into the south american rainforest on an assignment to discover and report the style of tribal life
You: it's hard to get accustomed to, and you're not quite trusted yet, but they are kind enough and are warming up to you, as you learned their language to an adequate degree
You: to be fully embraced, you are required to complete a rite of passage in which you are stuck in a teepee with hundreds of spiders for a while night
You: you fear it greatly, but you're eager to see if you have the courage
You: do you win the game, or roll again?
Stranger: roll again
Stranger: *rolls*
Stranger: 2
You: you are an overweight, angry religious zealot in the midwestern USA
You: you get a melancholic satisfaction out of belittling others in public places, as to make a scene to draw attention to yourself
You: you have a deep sense of self-hatred, and you live in a vicious circle of binge eating and guilt tripping
You: you are extremely confused by a deep-seated attraction to your father, which has become more and more prevalent in the forefront of your mind over the years, feeding on the progressively malnourished relationship you have with your drunkard husband
You: do you win the game, or roll again?
Stranger: roll again final roll
Stranger: *roll*
Stranger: 11
You: you are most likely a bored teenager who doesn't really know what she wants
You: sometimes you spend more time than you'd like on the computer, but you're not really sure what else to do sometimes
You: you like to deny it, but occasionally you relish perverted comments you receive
You: you've probably been on omegle before, and you always enter it with a hope of something unique happening, and although you wouldn't admit it, sometimes you have cybersex with random people
You: you'd count yourself as slightly above average looking
You: have i won the game? even close?
Stranger: 70%
You: awesome
You: been a pleasure
Stranger: only things you got wrong were relishing perverts sometimes, it's always. and my time on the comp
You: i'll keep that in mind for next time
You: you sweet piece of ass
Stranger: yep
Stranger: ok
You: hahahaha
January 2012
1 post
December 2011
1 post
April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
13 posts
Carbogen →
Carbogen, it’s carbon dioxide and oxygen mixed together. If you breathe it in, you start tripping, neato
February 2010
9 posts
“The mushroom states its own position very clearly. It says, “I require the...”
– Terence McKenna
“Leave the goats alone, and sacrifice the people”
– Dad
i guess he’s just not a food kind of cat
“As I exhaled I became terribly afraid, my heart very rapid and strong, palms...”
– alexander shulgin
October 2009
2 posts
September 2009
4 posts
August 2009
6 posts
WatchThis is seriously one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
July 2009
1 post
June 2009
2 posts
Some titface trying to scam me on Skype.
مهسا: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
Luke Scali: Who are you
مهسا: I'm mahsa from Iran
Luke Scali: Oh, iran
Luke Scali: Ever ridden a camel?
مهسا: can i speak with you?
مهسا: no i never ridden a camel
Luke Scali: Ever dropped a bomb on someone?
مهسا: camel is in arabic countries
مهسا: no sorry you think very bad about iranians
مهسا: Im kurdish
مهسا: and never saw a bomb or a gun
مهسا: can i call you?
مهسا: i'm a nurse
مهسا: 35
Luke Scali: You know, I'm not going to give you my credit card information
Luke Scali: I mean honestly
Luke Scali: Try a bit harder dude
مهسا: Luke , what is your job?
*** Call from مهسا, duration 05: 31. ***
Luke Scali: HELLO
Luke Scali: TRY HARDER
Luke Scali: I'M STILL NOT GIVING YOU MY INFORMATION
Luke Scali: TRY HARDER
مهسا: dont you have mic
Luke Scali: Yes, I do
Luke Scali: But my voice is too sexy for you
Luke Scali: Yes, I can hear you
مهسا: whay?
Luke Scali: Yes, I can speak
Luke Scali: But I'm too sexy
Luke Scali: OKAY, HONESTLY
Luke Scali: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
Luke Scali: OTHER THAN MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION
Luke Scali: Hmm, and what company would that be
مهسا: skywaycompany
Luke Scali: Brilliant
Luke Scali: It means nigger
Luke Scali: No, fuck off and die
Luke Scali: Silly computer voice
Luke Scali: Because
Luke Scali: I eat shit for breakfast
مهسا: you are very impolite
Luke Scali: Tell me
Luke Scali: How big is your cock
مهسا: die
Luke Scali: Only if you kill me with bombs
[12: 30:14 PM] *** Call ended ***
May 2009
6 posts
I hate to admit it, but this is basically Omegle...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: Not a girl, don't bother
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
u mite b black!!
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!! girl??age??
You: lol!! hi my name is stacy
You: im 14
You: u??
Stranger: 15
Stranger: why your are in omegle?? for sex or friends??
You: well sometimes i like to cyber ;)
You: but friends are good too!
Stranger: do you like cyber???
You: i like cyber!!
Stranger: me too !!!
Stranger: so you want !!
Stranger: ??
You: ya lets do this!!!!
Stranger: but I like ! by cam !!
Stranger: it is more hot !!!
You: sorry i dont hav 1 !!!
Stranger: pics???
You: umm i mite have one!!
You: let me look brb sexy ;)~!!
Stranger: ok !
Stranger: lets do this !!
Stranger: give me your msn !
You: can we do this her???
You: my msn is broken sori :(
Stranger: skype ??
You: lol wat is that?
Stranger: because I want that you could see me nude
Stranger: so we can do it better
You: o.o that is weerd i am young lol!
You: perv!!!
Stranger: but have you had seen porn ??
You: once but it was rly gros !
You: a man put a girls face in his butt!!
You: and he pooped on her face!!
Stranger: so you saw a dick !
Stranger: well that is perv !!
You: no!!
You: my friend trickd me1
Stranger: but seeing my dick !
You: she told me it waz tha new mcr song!!
Stranger: is no so perv... at first time is wear but
Stranger: after a minuts is normal trust me
You: it had been completing immense cooks from the yarn for some time when michael wailed a general soap next to the border
Stranger: so you want to see me ??
You: william was whipping a crooked breakfast near the building lately
You: it was funny/1!!
Stranger: dont change me the conversation
Stranger: you want to see me
You: maybe!!!
You: r u hot?
Stranger: yeap ! really !!
You: let ME c a pik!
Stranger: a dont have one !
Stranger: so why I want that you can see me by cam
You: ogm my frend just told me that her uncle!!
You: he weds foregoing machines from the hospital on sunday!!
Stranger: are going to send your e-mail or not ??
You: i told you nigger my msn is broken!!
You: ur not black rite?
You: my mom n dad said to stay away from them!!
Stranger: no !!! I m not !!!
You: i dont beleev u!
Stranger: you want to see me
Stranger: to belive me
Stranger: right ??
You: but you mite be black
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
April 2009
5 posts
RIA Novosti - Russia - Russian karate expert kills... →
What the fuck